I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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