i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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