Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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