I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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