how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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