Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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