I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
