Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I think I sprained my soul last night
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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