Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
two words...techno handjob
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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