You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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