Apparently you make a good broom.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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