he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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