she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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