Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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