so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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