I bet he comes in French.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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