You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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