Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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