I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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