i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
