Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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