She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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