I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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