# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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