She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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