your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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