it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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