This girl is more easily done than said...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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