We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i love accidental penises.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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