Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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