what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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