so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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