just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
