am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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