I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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