ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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