I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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