I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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