some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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