D3 body, D1 cock
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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