I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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