office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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