spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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