After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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