Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Do I have a choice?
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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