i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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