ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
