I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
God gave him joint rollers for hands
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i need some magic done to my vagina
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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