how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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