I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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