What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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