the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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