The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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