idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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