Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He did a backflip because drugs
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