help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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